Again a loss last Saturday. We played quite well but because of 3 stupid mistakes we got 3 goals. First half we couldn’t manage to score, although we had a couple of chances by Sparwasser and Poetz. First goal against us we got after we tried to play offside. But for sure the linesman was blind and it was 2 m offside. Luckily we made the equalizer short before halftime, this time Chancentod Sparwasser scored.
After halftime our goalkeeper had a little blackout and so we got the second goal. But for sure he was affected by the influence of the magical tilt tower of Tianmashan and so he kicked the ball directly into the feet of one of the opponents. 
Equalizer by penalty of Carsten.
Finally the influence of the tower made our defense so weak that we got another stupid goal, which I don’t want to describe anymore.
Totally disappointed we had some beers and a BBQ after the match. At least our first team scored with an outstanding victory against the Japanese. Looks like the overfishing of our oceans is too big now and the Japs can’t get enough Sashimi anymore to get enough power. Bullshit our team is too strong for you this year. But remember eat Sashimi as long as you still can. There won’t be anymore soon.
So we will get another chance to take off “die Scheisse am Fuss” and score against the “Kimchifressers”. We won twice against them last year, so we should manage to score. Otherwise we will disappear on the bottom of the table. Maybe we should make the tower disappear first.
And Hoffe? Well another Sunday evening match. Only I and Dominik were watching in RoseBar. All the rest were destroyed by the Halloween party on Saturday night, which was again crazy. Gene Simmons appeared and some disappeared after drinking too much.
As always crazy night. Unfortunately IM Bernhardt was missing, he was on a secret board meeting with his VEB.
Back to Hoffe: this time with a well performance against Hannover. 4-0 straight victory. Thor with his hammer scored twice and of course Bimbo Bo and Milupa.
Especially Bo with a nice performance this year. Do you remember Anthony Sabini: “Wenn du erstmal so e Zebra mit der Hand gefange hast da biste fit!” Nice match especially in the second half. Although it was nearly 3 in the morning when I was back home, so a bit late for a Sunday night. Looking forward to Saturdays matches. Hoffe against the Fishheads from Hamburg, but you know anyway everything north of Frankfurt we call fishheads, so no discrimination against Hamburg. And Sauerkrauts against Kimchifressers. Both is Kraut, but Kimchi in the morning is just terrible and I will always hate you fuckers for that experience.
One more thing: Dear Mr. Berlusconi, remember Titty Twister, “Just f… it” Ich haett die kleine auch gebumst.
Forgot one thing: Shabihui is over and there are rumors that Haibao was burned alive by the Japanese!!