1899 Hoffenheim

Sauerkrauts had a cup match right before Chinese New Year! We won after penalty, but with a bad performance of penalty shooting for a German team! Especially Our man from Anadolu had a very bad attempt! But doesn’t matter we finally won, even if we couldn’t manage to score. Last Saturday we had another match against the Kimchis, and we won. 1-0 a nice result. Niklas scored shortly before half time after a nice combination. In the second half we had a couple of chances, but missed all, so the second half was just a German Abwehrschlacht. But everyone was happy when the again very bad referee played the final whistle. We had a couple of beers after the match on the pitch and a lot more in the night in Spot. To be continued next week against the cosmos. Unfortunately our first team got 5 goals from the Frogs.
Have a look at the standings: http://www.eteamz.com/SIFL/standings/

Hoffe had good and bad times the last weeks! But it is getting worse and worse.  Victory against Schalke, where we finally managed to score. Two fried chicken during the match and a lot of beer.

Victory against Lautern with 3 goals in 5 minutes and with surprisingly Chancentod Ibesenix managed to score.

Victory against Bayern, the result I can’t remember due to the excessive birthday party on that day! Are you threatening me? I need some TP for my bunghole! I am Cornholio! Alesia?? Ich kenne kein Alesia!!
Than again a match against Koeln, where we played fantastic according to our coaches mind. Chancentod Ibesenix couldn’t manage to score again, but instead of exchanging him with new forces our stupid coach let him play to the end! Hoffes goal was an own goal by cologne! After the again stupid equalizer Hoffe was not able to make any further attacks, so why our Spaghetti doesn’t change earlier! The best Hoffemer Christian Eichner played for Cologne! Another stupid example for wrong personal decisions! He was born in Sinsheim a guy always talked with the fans, but they let him go and instead getting a stupid black Kaeskopf who gets a red card after 5 minutes! What’s the point of this? My opinion Trainer raus Geschaeftsfuehrer raus! Another two talented young German players left in winter! Nobody can tell me that they were worse than some stupid Halfmonkeys who were far more expensive than our own young guys! Tagoe, Wellington, Zucculini how many times they played and how much money we lost? Terrible! We never gonna score!
Again last Saturday a loss against Mainz. Again a very bad performance. This coach is unacceptable. No need to talk about the match. That was only chaos.

Looking forward to better times again.

So it was Chinese new year again, so we made a little party in Rosebar. Dominik our Hoffe  hool made his famous Croatian goulash. I bought nearly 5 kg of meat and 2 kg onions enough for 20 people, unfortunately we were just little people in the beginning. I am still recovering from the “Blaehungen” from the onions. Later on a lot of people came, so it was quiet funny. As nobody wanted to wait for 12 o’clock to make fireworks we started a bit earlier. We had some material including roughly 40000 shots of “Judeferz” 8 rows of 5000 crackers each and about 10 batteries of 1.5″ 100 shots each and one battery of 2″ with 100 rockets. it was a really nice arsenal and loud with no damages this year, but some bummbahs against some Russian invaders. but watch yourself…

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Afterwards we were drinking some Jaegermeister and this ended up in a crazy turning IM Bernhardt. He was dancing in the bar on the bar and even made some waitress fear that she quit her job directly. Later on he and our Hoffe hool couldn’t find the way back home, instead they went through the bushes with IM Bernhardt hurt his leg badly. Yeah that’s the way it is. Chinese new year boring nothing can do but drink and make bullshit. Looking forward to the next crazy event.

….or this baijiu tastes nice, no problem I can drink more!!!

Again one of the crazy Chinese new year dinners.  This time we invited all our suppliers to a place called RTV that’s a mixture between restaurant and KTV. Unfortunately we had some female colleagues and suppliers staff joining, so couldn’t order girls having dinner with us.
So what happened? Our cylinder supplier brought some of his famous self-made baijiu, one of it was 68% alcohol. Luckily I myself was on “business trip to Hefei” and had booked a hotel nearby the restaurant.  So the disaster started! Our new master of CNC and Hoffe Hooligan was the victim of our crazy baijiu drinkers, one after one the cylinder supplier the steel supplier, the guy with the bad teeth and his mafia friend were drinking one glass after one with the poor newcomer. Of course out of normal wine glasses (!!)  Unfortunately he told them that this hydraulic oil is not so bad, so they didn’t stop drinking. After less than one hour he was totally pissed and went to the toilet getting the oil out of his body… …Bad for the door that he couldn’t open the door anymore, the result of this you can see here…. hole in the door and a blue hand…

So fuck so good, I brought him home before 8 pm we started 6 pm, after that I went back, where I found our production manager waiting for a taxi. He couldn’t hold balance and fell into the next bush destroying his glasses. Coming back to now in the KTV cylinder supplier filled up one complete waste box with the inside of his stomach, mmmh and the little bit gay steel supplier fell in love with one of the motor suppliers. All in all a crazy night with more things happened some ended up in the sauna some in the “Gaessl”, ….

But back to our Hoffe hooligan, he ended up in the shower room sleeping, where he woke up 6 in the morning with the water still running. That’s what happens on crazy Chinese new year dinners.